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escard
19:48

trackmanias longest track

i just #dreamt about the longest trackmania track ever. first sailing in a small nutshelly ship with high speeds across the ocean, jumping over severall islands, outmanouvering and leaving behind the bad octopi pirate ship until we reached waters protected by the red stone. then sliding across vast amounts of ice and snow. the kids called  it 'slashing' now but i will always call it 'swooshing' and make that 'swoosh' sound everytime i do it. then it was time to fly. i asked my friend who came with me how the fuck i should do it, cause i tried so many times and couldnt get it to work. he said i should just imagine going up some stairs or swimming through water. so we did just that and i could feel the pressure under my foot, eventhough nothing was there. i climbed the sky with him and started swimming. it fucking worked this time! but the graphics were so bad! i couldnt see very far and had to tickle the horizon with my finders so the models and textures would load! i stopped doing it to see what would happen: blackness but before the buildings and streets past under me, they showed up. finally we landed and got us a car. like watching a screen we drove high speeds on a actually very complicated track which was stretched sooo long but we only drove at the part which went just straight. it also had some jumps. the tracks looked like old plastic ones (but professionally crafted extra for this track) for cars which you draw up so the build up energy to drive. finally we came to the end which went monstly in circles / sharp 90° curves. it contained a marker for reaching the "2nd" half of the track which was actually very short. then we finished it. all we got was a *ding ding ding*. my friend (which turned into another person i only knew little about) got crazy happy and i was like, yea, we did it yo.

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